GETTING ON SOMEONE'S HAIR

 

EVERYONE HAS ISSUES WITH THEIR HAIR BUT'S IT'S SO GODDAMN FRUSTRATING WHEN PEOPLE WHO CARE ABOUT YOU TELL YOU THAT YOUR HAIR DOESN'T LOOK AMAZING EVERYDAY MAKES YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'RE NOT BEAUTIFUL WHICH IS JUST DEGRADING NO ONE NEEDS TO BE TOLD EVERYDAY THAT THEIR HAIR IS THIN AND THAT IT LOOKS UGLY EVERYTIME THEIR FAMIGLIA- FAMILY COMES ROUND TO THEIR HOUSE FROM UP NORTH OR DOWN SOUTH IT'S DISGRACEFUL EVERYBODY HAS A RIGHT TO FEEL COMFORTABLE WITH WHATEVER TYPE OF HAIR THAT THEY HAVE ON THEIR HEAD SO TELL THOSE HATERS TO GET OFF YOUR HAIR CUZ IT MAKES YOU FEEL LIKE CRAP AND WHEN YOU CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE YOU HAVE TO TELL THEM TO STEP OFF AND TELL THE MAN TO STOP SAYING SHIT ABOUT YOUR HAIR SINCE YOUR CONFIDENCE IS BEING CHUCKED OUT THE WINDOW. ANYWAY I'M GONNA STOP RAMBLING AND GET BACK TO BUSINESS AND GIVE Y'ALL SOME AMAZING ADVICE SO GRAB SOME BLANKETS  AND SIT BACK AND RELAX AND GRAB THOSE CRISP SANDWICHES AND LISTEN LOUD AND CRYSTAL CLEAR WHILE YOU'RE TAKING A BITE FROM THOSE THINGS OF DELICIOUSNESS 'YOU JUST NEED TO DISH OUT THE COMEBACKS WHEN SOMEONE SAYS THAT YOUR HAIR IS TOO THIN SO THAT YOU CAN GET YOUR CONFIDENCE BACK CUZ Y'ALL ARE BAD BITCHES SO YOU GOTTA OWN THE FLOOR WHEN SOMEONE USES THEIR WORDS OF FASHION ADVICE THAT YOU DON'T AGREE WITH AND YOU SHOULDN'T LET ANYONE GET TO YOU ABOUT THE HAIR ON YOUR HEAD CUZ YOU CAN DO ANYTHING TO MAKE IT LOOK BADASS' OK THAT WAS SOME SAVAGE ADVICE BUT THIS SUBJECT JUST GETS THE BLOOD BOILING IN MY VEINS CUZ EVERYONE SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO FEEL COMFORTABLE IN YOUR OWN SKIN ABOUT YOUR HAIR BUT THEN THESE VOICES BUZZ AROUND YOUR HEAD LIKE ANNOYING FLIES AND YOU CAN'T SHAKE THEM OFF CUZ THEY'RE STUCK THERE LIKE SUPERGLUE AND THEN IT REALLY CHEESES YOU OFF CUZ YOU JUST WANNA HAVE SOME ONE ON ONE TIME WITH YOURSELF BUT YOU CAN'T CUZ YOU'RE ALWAYS THINKING THAT THERE'S PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO WON'T STOP AT NOTHING TO POINT OUT ALL YOUR FLAWS AND IT JUST MAKES YOU FEEL LIKE A CRAPPY HUMAN BEING. OKAY I'M GONNA STOP RAMBLING NOW AND GIVE Y'ALL SOME MIND-BLOWING ADVICE SO GRAB THOSE PILLOWS AND BLANKETS AND GET COMFY AND GRAB SOME CREAM SODA MOCKTAIL AND SIP ON IT WHILE YOU LISTEN LOUD AND CRYSTAL CLEAR 'SOMETIMES PEOPLE WILL TELL YOU TO FIX YOUR HAIR ON YOUR HEAD UNTIL IT GOES BACK TO ITS ORIGINAL THICKNESS BUT THEN THEY CRITISIZE YOU A BIT TOO MUCH AND YOU SHOULDN'T LET THEM BE ON YOUR CASE ABOUT IT ALL THE TIME BECAUSE IT CAN AFFECT YOU AND YOU SHOULDN'T LET THEM KEEP ON NAGGING YOU UNTIL YOU'RE GONNA SNAP AND IF YOU SNAP LIKE AN EMOTIONAL ELASTIC BAND THEN YOU SHOULD TELL THEM STRAIGHT UP HOW YOU'RE FEELING ABOUT IT SO THAT THEY CAN'T RILE YOU UP ABOUT IT ANYMORE' OOH THAT WAS A HUGE CHUNK OF ADVICE BUT SOMETIMES THERE'S THIS HUGE PIT OF FIRE IN YOUR STOMACH AND YOU WANNA UNLEASH IT ON THOSE PEOPLE WHO'RE GETTING ON YOUR LAST NERVE ABOUT YOUR THIN HAIR SO THEY CAN STOP ANNOYING YOU LIKE A WASP BUZZING AROUND YOUR HEAD. DON'T GIVE IN TO PEOPLE'S EXPECTATIONS ABOUT WHAT YOUR HAIR SHOULD LOOK LIKE IF YOU'RE HAPPY WITH IT CUZ YOU SHOULD BE YOUR OWN PERSON AND GO FOR THE THINGS THAT WILL ALLOW YOU TO BE YOU. DON'T FALL FOR THE BULLSHIT THAT OTHER PEOPLE WILL FEED YOU ABOUT YOUR INNER AND OUTER BEAUTY CUZ EVERYONE'S BEAUTIFUL IN THEIR OWN WAY AND IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU'RE NOT INTO MAKEUP OR LOOKING LIKE THE NEXT CATWALK MODEL AS LONG AS YOU CAN MAKE YOUR MIND UP ABOUT THE THINGS THAT MATTER TO YOU AND YOU HAVE TO HAVE THE ABILITY TO FIGHT FOR THEM. EVEN IF YOU'RE HAIR'S GIVING YOU ANXIETY YOU SHOULDN'T LET PEOPLE TELL YOU YOU'RE UGLY CUZ YOU CAN LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND SEE THE REAL YOU THAT YOU'RE HIDING FROM EVERYBODY THAT LOVES OR CARES ABOUT YOU SO THEY CAN'T WALK ALL OVER YOU AND MANIPULATE YOU LIKE A PAWN ON THE CHESSBOARD. ANYWAY I'VE CLEARLY RANTED ON FOR AGES SO LET ME LAY DOWN SOME AWESOME WORDS OF WISDOM SO SIT BACK AND RELAX AGAINST THOSE PILLOWS AND BLANKETS AND GRAB SOME NOODLES AND CHOPSTICKS AND LISTEN LOUD AND CRYSTAL CLEAR 'DON'T YOU DARE WASTE YOUR TIME CRYING OVER SPILT MILK ABOUT HOW CRAPPY YOUR HAIR LOOKS AND THE FACT THAT YOU DON'T WANNA GET A STYLISH HAIRCUT IF YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ANY OF THAT. DON'T CRUMBLE UNDER THE PRESSURE THAT PEOPLE PUT ON YOU TO GET YOUR HAIR LOOKING HOW IT USED TO BE BACK IN THE DAY IF IT'S NOT GONNA BE LIKE THAT EVER AGAIN EVEN IF SOMEONE'S ON YOUR CASE LIKE A MONKEY CLINGING TO YOUR BACK AND TEELLING YOU TO SORT YOUR HAIR OUT WELL YOU HAVE TO TELL THEM NO WITH A CAPITAL N AND O' OOH THIS IS SOME HEAVY ADVICE BUT YOU GUYS AND ME NEED TO RELOCATE THAT BACKBONE AND STAND UP FOR OURSELVES IN THESE SITUATIONS WHEN OLDER PEOPLE ARE BELITTLING US AND MAKING US FEEL LESS SUPERIOR OR CONFIDENT ABOUT OURSELVES CUZ IT'S NOT OKAY TO STAY SILENT ALL THE TIME YOUR OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR HAIR AND SKIN NEED TO BE VOICED AND RECIEVED LOUD AND CLEAR SO THAT NO ONE TRIES TO MESS WITH YOUR MIND.  YOU HAVE TO BE THE MASTER OF YOUR MIND AND START KEEPING IT REAL SO THAT PEOPLE CAN'T SEE THROUGH YOUR FACADES AND YOUR DEFENSES EVEN IF THEY'RE THERE TO STOP YOU FROM GETTING HURT ALL OVER AGAIN UNTIL YOU CAN'T BREATHE A PEACEFUL BREATH. OK I GOT SO OFF TOPIC BUT PEOPLE CAN MAKE YOU INSECURE ABOUT YOUR HAIR WHEN IT'S MEANT TO RADIATE SIGNS OF BEAUTY AND CONFIDENCE AS WELL AS INDIVIDUALITY AND IDENTITY. BUT I'M GONNA STOP VENTING NOW AND GIVE Y'ALL SOME LAST NUGGETS OF AWE-INSPIRING ADVICE SO SIT BACK AND RELAX AND GRAB A SWIG OF SOME H20-WATER AND SIT BACK AND RELAX AGAINST THOSE COMFY CUSHIONS AND LISTEN LOUD AND CRYSTAL CLEAR 'YOU'VE GOTTA IGNORE THOSE PEOPLE WHO WANNA TAKE A DIG AT YOUR HAIR JUST CUZ IT'S UNIQUE AND NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE AND DON'T YOU DARE GIVE INTO YOUR INSECURITIES AND ANXIETIES ABOUT YOUR HAIRGET TO YOU CUZ THEN THE PEOPLE WHO SAY THAT YOUR HAIR'S HORRIBLE WILL WIN AND YOU'LL LOSE AND THAT CANNOT HAPPEN CUZ YOU'RE STRONGER THAN THAT AND YOU'LL WALK THROUGH HELL AND BACK TO SHAKE IT ALL OFF SO YOU CAN BUILD YOUR WALLS UP AROUND YOU LIKE A SHIELD SO NO ON CAN ATTACK YOU WITH THEIR WORDS' OHHH THAT LAST PIECE OF ADVICE SHOULD HELP Y'ALL WALK DOWN THE RED CARPET OF LIFE WHEN PEOPLE TRY TO MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'RE DOWN IN THE DUMPS YOU HAVE TO USE YOUR WORDS AS WEAPONS TO GET BACK UP FROM THAT STONE COLD UNFORGIVING SLAB OF MARBLE THAT WANTS YOU TO FACEPLANT ON SO DON'T DO THAT YOU HAVE TO WALK WITH YOUR HAIR ON FLEEK AND YOUR HAIR FLOWING BEHIND YOU LIKE A PROUD FLAG AND YOU HAVE TO HOLD YOUR HEAD HIGH AND WALK THE WALK AND TALK THE TALK LIKE A BAD BITCH THAT'S OUT TO KILL A FEW ANNOYING FLIES. OKAY NOW I GOTTA SIGN OFF AND LEAVE Y'ALL TO FACE THE MUSIC.

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